Have u got a girlfriend????

If there were record of each question asked, this one would come out to be the most frequent question. Whenever two old friends meet the second or in some rare cases the third question is "aur koi ladki wadki patai ke nahi? ". "yaar tumhare wahan to bahut hain ?", "abe laga reh yaar aisa mauka fir nahi aata" ... almost every one is self proclaimed expert in this field. Almost every one knows everything about girls.

There are also some different ways of asking the same question "kyun bhai humare liye koi bhabhi doondi ke nahi ? .. yaar humare liye talash kar li ho to apne liye bhi bhabhi doond do yaar " ... ok sure you need not worry. I have a lots of girls around me. I will definitely select two out of them. Just call me tomorrow to know there names. Then there is a great question "kamal hai yaar manpreet bombay main to ladkiyon ki kami nahi hai ?"... ya there was an auction for the girl friends, but I got up late and missed it. Next time I will go and get one for you too.

Then after hearing the answer, they say "yaar tu bhi apne jaisa hi hai ", I haven't found a guy who is not "apne jaisa" from all who repeat the same question again and again. For some of the guys it has even become a habbit to ask this question. I have a friend who whenever comes online before saying "hello" asks "yaar koi bandi wandi patayi ke nahi" ... He knows the answer but he just wants to reassure himself that he is not alone.

Then there is one word often used for this asset named girlfriend..... "Babe". "yaar life main babe honi chahiye hi yaar", certainly one of the lines of conversation between two or more guys. At this moment of time the one who has even slightest of a relationship with a girl feels privileged. He smiles "dekho yaar bandi ho par dosti tak hi theek hai".... I am to reach the summit, but still satisfied with the attained heights. "saale tu to bolega hi teri to mast pat ti hai ladkiyon ke saath" ..... How could a person like him get a girlfriend, definitely he might have tried a lot. "yaar abhi to bas dost hi hai" ..... They had never asked about our relationship, but look how beautifully I have brought it up here and they didn't even realized ! "haan haan pata hai" .... What else do you expect. Go and have a look at your face. You and a girlfriend like her scooooooooope!!!!!. I know why again and again you are bringing up her name.

Then those boys see a girl passing by "Yaar ye mast hai" .... I wish she were with me ...oh i don't need to say these words slowly, there is nothing secret. "Yaar kash ye mere saath hoti" , Oh I was about to say the same. "jaane de yaar achchi ladki nahi hai ye" ... she ditched me when I proposed her. "haan bahut chakkar hai yaar iske" ..... when I said i have feelings for you, she said but I don't. "yaar sabhi bandiyan aisi hoti hain" .... I have realized that I will be single forever. I have realized that my status on orkut will directly go from 'single' to 'married'. "yaar girl friend sab fart hota hai be". Give Up.